1. We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
2. You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!
3. Amazon.ca, what's the web address for that?
4. SCOTT!!!...Evil Ex!...Fight.
5. Bread makes you fat?!
6. You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.
7. Does this mean we can make out?
8. I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face.
9. Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.
10. You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
11. I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.
12. Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday. Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
13. I've dabbled in being a bitch.
14. Nega Scott!!
15. You had a sexy phase?
16. Dude, I can see in your mind's eye that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees, in an attempt to make me break vegan edge. I'll take the one with soy. Thanks, tool.
17. This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony and it's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
18. It's milk and eggs, bitch.
19. Your BF's about to get F'd in the B.
20. You punched the highlights out of her hair!!
21. You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.
22. Do you have any idea long long it took me to get all the evil exes contact information so I could form this stupid league?! Like two hours!! TWO HOURS!!
23. Caramel machiatto. For *buzzzz* Pilgrim.24. The graphic novel was better than the movie
25. What a perfect asshole.
26. This is impossible, how can this be?/Open your eyes, maybe you'll see.
27. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point on, you will be known as....Neil.
28. Scott, not that I care, but you should go talk to her. And I really don't care.
29. Wow. Girl Number.
30. Dude, this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it.
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